"No shit, really, there I was..."
"In Transylvania, we have a BIG problem..."
"...with LITTLE flies."
"What'choo lookin' at?"
Jerusalem Network News reporter Mark interviews King David on the subject of beheadings
Ellen delivers another entry in the "World's Worst Star Trek Karaoke" contest
David, as Staple Remover Boy, accidentally squishes the head of Ambiguous Person (Mark)
Edward is probably contemplating another leap from the stage
If this gig flops, we might be able to get work as Supremes
Mark "Abmiguous Person" Bourne combats Ellen "Nameless Horror Woman" Klages (AKA Frank Herbert)
"Out in space lived a lonely swineherd..."
"Every spring we climb to the top of the house and hang the ceremonial flypaper from the special hook..."
What the fuck are we going to do with THIS prop?
Callista Flockheart's Claw of Death (in background: moderator Marc Wells)
Daniel Striped Tiger is having a bad day
Ellen attempts to defuse an atomic bomb in a shopping center, while David provides the sound effects